It was something like this, read ahead for full disclosure.
I'm sitting here waiting to go the bank downtown, I have to wait until the business center there comes back from lunch. It means no lineups for me and if there is one, a chair to park it on.
Well worth the bleventy bleven millions I spend to have a business account.
I thought I'd write you about another web I got caught in yesterday, I couldn't even leave the house. Brace yourselves 'cos this is about my one vain point, you know it- my hair.
I know ball caps were invented for a reason but I just can't bring myself to cover up crazy hair with an even dumber chapeau. I could go for the gusto and swan around in one of my wedding hats but I'm was just not feeling it.
Yesterday my hair did look like the wrath of some spiteful god. Too lazy fix my hair to even go out for my mother's milk, Hagen Daz ( and boy did I need it) Man took pity on my ugly head to go fetch it in. ( Will this obessesion with chocolate& peanut butter ever end?) And then I wen to bed again with out taming the beast.
Was it curly ? It looked like a curling iron that hated me was at me all night.
Was it sticking up? I think I'd welcome that.
Was it flat? yup but only on one side...
Did it have a big old starburst bed head side? OH Yah, showing off my thin spots.
By the way I need you to know that if my hair on my head grew 1/2 as fast as the hairs on my chin I'd look Crystal Gale after missing one cut.
But it doesn't so here we are.
A woman trapped in her house by her bad hair. Is that not pitiful?
To top it off my dear friend and I had a video conference this morning. I saw her first, looking like a movie star on the red carpet .... she said I can't see you.... I said there is a good reason for that...
but I let her see me anyway because she said she was my friend.
The sight of it blinded her. Struck blind.
I cannot inflict myself on a single other person this way so I got 'er done and fixed it up.
Now when I look at myself all I can hear is Mrs. Thea McCallum saying mommy you should do your hair like Paula Deen.
Heaven help me I now know it is time for an intervention. I'm getting closer everyday.