I know they have those undershity ( whoops ) that was a typo but how appropriate - undershirty things but they just increase your temperature and if they don't do that they help you resemble a tightly encased sausage. Yeah, they really plump when you heat 'em.
I had to go somewhere and a glimpse of cleavage was neither wanted nor welcomed. But it was very hot and I need to wear one of my summer outfits and they are my only kinda new clothes so what could I do?
See Solution below
I has recently bought several hankies on Etsy, they were random individuals sold in sets.
I needed to give the new Mrs. McCallum something borrowed, something blue, something old and something new, the hankie fit the first three! Jackpot!
But I have lots of them leftover. I gave a plain one to Owen, one to Man, to Nessa, but still I have a passel of them.
I thought, if only I could affix this here hankie right between the girls my problem would be solved. I used bobby pins to attach it either side to the war horse I use for a bra and it stayed intact all afternoon!! I felt cool, and underexposed ( read modest) but a little "unusual." I had the flat side facing up.
This afternoon we went into a great store in Lion's Head called the Lofty Lion. And lo and behold the owner Kathy was sporting the same look but with the point down and ends up like a guy would use in his tiny pocket. (Man does not like it when I called it that)
We are starting a trend. Do you want to join? On a side note I scored an amazing old table cloth $24!!!!!). See both trend and table cloth below, don't look at my hair though ok? It ain't fit. Not even for deep frying butter.